Short People by Newman From Seinfeld

from by Sledding With Tigers



What should we do
What should we do
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves
We only have chance
We only have chance
To beat them in a competition of our choice

We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
Besides Mugsey Bogues, the exception that proves the rule

This plan is foolproof
Oh, it’s a full proof plan
I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers
Cause that would suck, man
That would really bust my gourd
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills


from Come On And Slam, released July 28, 2015




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